if... IF I were to blinkk this I would probably say...
because if ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no betta work for tinker's hands, because pink wigs birthed millennial whiplash, because it's the rhyme behind seasonal reason, because you're not B and will never see it her way... because Britney didn't have Twitter in 2007, because the traphaus wa[...]
The year is 1999. You are the only one left. This new race cannot move forth until they have learned the ways of the past. It is your duty to teach them. You don't have much time, use it wisely - and Ms. Spears: good luck. ...
and counting 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
#periodpointblankperiod #yourlives #yourewelcome
celebrity, human currency, neon trafficking flashing lights, in god we trust, monarchy, illuminate me, free market new slaves, live your cash, kill the cow..
necessity sees me, desire feeds me, schadenfreude bleeds freely ... the fame monster ... the framed rockstar ... it's just entertainment ... and the economy stupid
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courtesy is [...]
Making money is easy as pie: Just turn people into profitable products for the press, the predatory paparazzi, and the perusing public. It's almost too easy. The only rule is they can't die; you just have to make them crazy enough to make them wish they were dead -- it makes for good viewing.
Martyrdom is a funny thing -- another one that politics and pop[...]
There may be a tendency toward comparing Bieber's downward spiral to Britney Spears from a few years ago, but that would be a mistake. Yes, Britney lost her shit but Bieber's acting like an asshole. And there's a huge difference.
The media coverage was comparable, of course, and certainly Spears acted out by partying too much in public, but let's put her [...]
"I laughed so much that I cried.
I danced so much til I was tired. I drank some red wine, and now I'm walking on the sky...
I had the time of my life."
"I sang so loud that I smiled, I made it worth my while. I crossed the white line, and now I'm walking on the sky... I had the time of my life."
#girlsbestfreeze ... diamond tears ... [...]
Because, no matter how broke, bullied, or abandoned: you can always dance.
"Tonight I'm gonna dance for you"
"You can dance, for inspiration"
"Dance the night away
Live your life, and stay young on the floor..."
"Just dance, gonna be okay"
"Back on the dance floor better not to take me home"
Here's a little story that I made up, so let's make believe: four years ago I had a party that was too much fun for me...
- "I've Just Begun (Having My Fun)"
Back in 2009, I had a little fun drafting up my list of the top twelve Pop artists from the first decade of the millennium (I get bored, it happens). I made up a little narrative of th[...]
I’ve spent the past two years since Femme Fatale mastering the art and science of global media and communication with Britney as my canon… I don’t really need to prove anything, and apparently neither does she… because Britney Jean founds and finds itself in that, it breathes … I appreciate Britney Jean.
Holding the thread close to a dream, while int[...]
Rarely one to be considered a lyricist, Ms. Britney Jean Spears never considered your considerations - so it's a moot point. That said, on this the anniversary of her thirty-second year of a most spectacular presence on this our fair planet, we at Art Nouveau put together a list (in no particular order) of thirty-two Britney bars worth reading #learnabook W[...]
How Britney Spears Stole Everyone's Thunder http://t.co/S13gn1LcIU // c̶r̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶r̶i̶v̶e̶r̶s̶, making reign, drought's over #floodseason
— Kari (@swiper_bootz) September 6, 2013
"That was fun - now that we have that out of our system..." "Danja - bring it back." #vma
— Kari (@swiper_bootz) August 26, 2013
Everything was worth it. Everything is worth it. Everything will be exponentially more worth it in increasing measure as the cycles continue - if, you, work bxxch #BRITNEYTAUGHTUSALL
Please believe this could be a dissertation #ohwait #hadbeendonethat #twice #becauseitsjustthatnice
Brass tacks: It's fun. Remixabl[...]
“[I’m not] defined by the same designer or defined by the same hair cut or defined by the same icon. The statement is that I’m not one icon. I Am every icon. I’m an icon that is made out of all the colors on the palette at every time. I have no restrictions. No restrictions.” - Lady GaGa
In an interview with Hagan, Lauer said that he was irked by the media's coverage of the show, which he portrayed as sensationalistic and distorted.
“When the media covers something, it’s important to do basic homework," he said. "You can’t just repeat something over and over again until it sounds true. It’s not fair. You know how much troub[...]