Author archives: Swiper Bootz

Serving With Slaysia: Ep. 2

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Asia… Asia, Asia: Asia. Is a very real thing. And reality will deal. In increasing measure. Well into the forseeable future. Asia is a Hollywood Renaissance. Black, Female, French, Bulldog. Serving for the stars. Slaying for life. Sitting sideways. Shading moonlight. Asia didn’t sign up for this, but — as a wise man once said: you don’t sign up for what you’[...]

Britney Tweets 2007: Ep. 2

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because if ifs and ands were pots and pans there’d be no betta work for tinker’s hands, because pink wigs birthed millennial whiplash, because it’s the rhyme behind seasonal reason, because you’re not B and will never see it her way… because Britney didn’t have Twitter in 2007, because the traphaus was birthed in the wake of Kevin, because Miss S[...]

mood: #biorythmic

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I always wanted it, I always had it in the back of my head: I'mma go for it.     I want it more than ever now, I realize that they ain't listenin'... #neverforget #rootsandroutes

Lyrically Speaking: Lady GaGa - "Electric Kiss"

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We are a generation twisted by our myth Confused and ludicrous Holding on to love Consumed by all the pleasures in our midst A life without the lips We've kissed and losing all control We're gonna start a resistance so we want independence we're going to give the world some of this Electric kiss I'm gonna change the world with my lips One voic[...]

BlinkkMEdia: human capital

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"Celebrity has become an international commodity..."   https://twitter.com/swiper_bootz/status/494699565761576960   https://twitter.com/ArtNouveaumag/status/512088927696470016   https://twitter.com/swiper_bootz/status/481809963577516032   https://twitter.com/swiper_bootz/status/481541059495731200   https:/[...]

The Raggedy Annthologies, Ep. 25.1

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One time I took a train to Paris. I decided I wanted a book. So I strolled the 14th arrondissement and happened upon a local bookshop. All of the books were in French. The book keep only spoke French. I only spoke and read English. We had a wonderful conversation about the literary marvels adorning his modest walls. The worlds of words displayed humbly prepa[...]

SnappScenes: EAU DE GAGA - A FILM BY STEVEN KLEIN

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Black and white, oft-tred and well-read. Speak easy, swing hard. Record this life in absolute truth, to mine the media and peak the press, to establish mint, you beautiful bard. #youmeansallofyou #lessonslearnedatlelab If… IF I were to blinkk this I’d probably say … Fame Kills … like chewing on pearls … oysters and aphrodisies, flights of fancy an[...]

Lyrically Speaking: Beautiful, Dirty, Rich

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Happy Birthday #sosorrynotsorry Good music speaks volumes… rather than impose analysis, step back and expose linguistic artistry…  listen, look, and linger in fantastic rhythmic reality: lyrically speaking "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich" - The Fame (2008) Beautiful, dirty dirty rich rich dirty dirty beautiful: dirty, rich. Dirty dirty rich dirty dirty rich be[...]

Now Blinkking: "New American Classic" c/o GREATeclectic

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 If, IF I were to blinkk this I'd probably say... Coke on the lips of a priest, I wonder if a Bey's hive reached... pillars of fame, Pleasantville's claim... a prompt to the masses from the chromatic domain, applause as the cure, and so goes the cause, black and white or the prismatic display, Versace shades and microbraids, it's the futuristic female re[...]